Good morning ALL, cause its a yardless day! Bet you'll be PUMPING OVALTINE or Salty Shanty's One Shot Tea after this article!

Firstly, Welcome the dude who ain't the buyer of mugs!

I am ANGBAO, newly recruited chapjika, and active chapjika-er of INTSC [We are for smashing all the people up!]

Early today (0230h to be exact, and All my body just got ruled!), I was given the honoured task of rewriting the very story of JOLENE'S UNBROKEN CURSE, every detail, every evidence of her very evil (and she thinks she's the evil of the people)

I'm typing this with a keyboard because my old calculator ain't got no bow!
Just as they said, I'll eat wasabe on my dude if this article is FAKE!

A picture speaks a thousand words:


Last of all, BEWARE of the nippley man I met, he ate my motorboat!

CHEERS!
-Jason